
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
That’s the only dick I’d ever suck
I died laughing at this omfg/
Frozen Dicksicle. :D
(via unfuckwittable05)
the truth behind Disney movies
Stockholm Syndrome.. I can’t believe I’m just thinking about this.
(via cuhsteeyo)
bm13:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
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i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via dammimfuckingshort)
April in New York 2013
Central Park
(Photographed by M.H.)New York only! Follow this blog if you love NYC.
